Sometimes, I feel like this...
KATE MONSTER: I wish I could go back to college. Life was so simple back then. NICKY: What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again! PRINCETON: I wish I could go back to college. In college you know who you are. You sit in the quad, and think "Oh my God! I am totally gonna go far!" ALL: How do I go back to college? I don't know who I am anymore! PRINCETON: I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door! Ohhh... I wish I could just drop a class... NICKY: Or get into a play... KATE MONSTER: Or change my major... PRINCETON: Or f--- my T.A. ALL: I need an academic advisor to point the way! We could be... Sitting in the computer lab, 4 A.M. before the final paper is due, Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner, And seeing the rest of the class there, too! PRINCETON: I wish I could go back to college! ALL: How do I go back to college?! Ahhhh... PRINCETON: I wish I had taken more pictures. NICKY: But, if I...